Kobolds for Obama 2008
August 21st, 2008
You really shouldn’t have pissed off Dungeons and Dragons players, John. Now you’ve given Dungeon Masters, players and their former enemies the Kobolds a reason to unite against you. At least you have 10 houses, huh?
The Perfect Cake for Today's Four-Year-Old
August 13th, 2008
It’s times like these where I feel supremely comfortable being an arrogant, superficial jerk who thinks he’s better than certain people. Parenting FAIL.
Conversations with Gonzo, Part 1: "Variations on Taking a Dump"
August 13th, 2008
Setting the Scene: On August 12, 2008, a Des Moines man named Hung Doc Vu (no pun intended, you’ll see what I mean) attempted to neuter his friend’s pooch with nothing more than a razor blade and a steady hand.
Long story short he botched the backroom procedure and was issued a citation. Unfortunately, Pooper (the pooch) was not issued a new set of balls, but was otherwise OK.
I quickly contacted Gonzo to discuss poor Pooper’s testicular plight:
Post revivial—Shapoopy!
August 12th, 2008
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Showed this to Ms. Misbehave tonight and she asked, “did he just say shapoopy?” Why yes, dear, yes he did. Consider this an official back-in-the-game test post.