“There’s no possible way women would have voluntary sex with David Letterman, especially if he’s their boss, so he must be fired. Also, old men who bed young women should be fired. Lastly, how dare Letterman come out and just ADMIT everything before we had a chance to go on FOX News as a talking head and speculate and analyze the affairs. HOW DARE HE!”
Source: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/dump_depraved_dave_now_cbs_uBqwrz2d0rBl6BRmAamE1M
Shorter me: People fuck. It feels good. Get used to it.