Big boy pants needed

Dante’s Inferno doesn’t suck because it’s a bad game—that’s obvious and was a given the moment they announced the title and its stupid premise.

No, Dante’s Inferno, like so many other hardcore titles out these days, sucks because it’s unoriginal murder simulator schlock for little boys who need to grow up and set aside childish things.

2 thoughts on “Big boy pants needed

  1. No, Dante’s Inferno, like so many other hardcore titles out these days, sucks because it’s unoriginal murder simulator schlock for man children who need to grow up and stop acting like they are immune to irony.

    Fixed it for you.

    Ironic since they are usually the ones who would look at a cartoon or anything made by Disney and call people like me who like them man children who need to grow up and set aside childish things.

    As I stated before on the word Mature: It doesn’t mean what Mr. Hardcore thinks it means. And maybe it’s time to stop looking for meaning of words from a marketing slogan.

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