If the PS3 plus a Vita costs the same or near as much as the Wii U, why would you buy a Wii U?
Author Archives: Jack
Deep Thought
If the game itself actually lived up to the song selection in the TV ads, Gears of War might actually be a mainstream for-the-masses title.
Funny pages
Sacrilege
I’m more excited about the PlayStation Vita than the inevitable 3DS “we really, really fucked up” redesign.
How to save $20
Don’t buy this confusing waste of money.
Predictable failure
Syndicate will be reborn as an FPS. Such a waste. Stop me if you heard me say this was a ridiculous idea before.
Feats of strength
A full 20-minutes of Bethesda’s upcoming Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and not a single bug or glitch. Impressive. Won’t be the same experience at retail but nevertheless, impressive!
Mistakes were made
“Nintendo’s rollout for the 3DS is one of the sloppiest product launches in recent memory.”
Packaging may have shifted during transit
Scummy GameStop acting scummy (but not, apparently, illegally). I only use that store to get used game prices so I can sell old games on eBay, but this is still, well, scummy.
Emotion engine, part 2
Sony loves lofty, eventually retracted or substantially reduced rhetoric, don’t they? Just throw shit out there and then a year later sort of take it all back and pretend they didn’t say it. In any event, didn’t the PS2 have emotions already?