If the PS3 plus a Vita costs the same or near as much as the Wii U, why would you buy a Wii U?
Deep Thought, revisited
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Category Archives: Gears of Failure
Funny pages
Sacrilege
I’m more excited about the PlayStation Vita than the inevitable 3DS “we really, really fucked up” redesign.
How to save $20
Don’t buy this confusing waste of money.
Predictable failure
Syndicate will be reborn as an FPS. Such a waste. Stop me if you heard me say this was a ridiculous idea before.
Mistakes were made
“Nintendo’s rollout for the 3DS is one of the sloppiest product launches in recent memory.”
Packaging may have shifted during transit
Scummy GameStop acting scummy (but not, apparently, illegally). I only use that store to get used game prices so I can sell old games on eBay, but this is still, well, scummy.
Desperation mode
“Damn it, boys, we have to do something about this 3DS mess! Quick, what’s that show we never exhibit at, ever? TGS! Yeah, let’s do something there. What? I dunno, anything. Anything would be better than what we’ve been doing.”
Related: Nintendo has special “3DS event” scheduled before TGS.
Clever
The D stands for disappointment.
Boy’s club
It’s really too bad that gaming is still perceived as being the realm of little boys and man children. Then again, with this and this being the marquis titles that the gaming press get their rocks off over, are we really surprised?