I aim to misbehave » Gears of Failure

Deep Thought, revisited

Jack — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:08:06 +0000

If the PS3 plus a Vita costs the same or near as much as the Wii U, why would you buy a Wii U?

Funny pages

Jack — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:09:05 +0000

Netflix gives the webcomic crowd a comedy goldmine.

Sacrilege

Jack — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:15:26 +0000

I’m more excited about the PlayStation Vita than the inevitable 3DS “we really, really fucked up” redesign.

How to save $20

Jack — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:14:14 +0000

Don’t buy this confusing waste of money.

Predictable failure

Jack — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:23:11 +0000

Syndicate will be reborn as an FPS. Such a waste. Stop me if you heard me say this was a ridiculous idea before.

Mistakes were made

Jack — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:05:25 +0000

“Nintendo’s rollout for the 3DS is one of the sloppiest product launches in recent memory.”

Packaging may have shifted during transit

Jack — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:32:42 +0000

Scummy GameStop acting scummy (but not, apparently, illegally). I only use that store to get used game prices so I can sell old games on eBay, but this is still, well, scummy.

Desperation mode

Jack — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:00:06 +0000

“Damn it, boys, we have to do something about this 3DS mess! Quick, what’s that show we never exhibit at, ever? TGS! Yeah, let’s do something there. What? I dunno, anything. Anything would be better than what we’ve been doing.”

Related: Nintendo has special “3DS event” scheduled before TGS.

Clever

Jack — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:43:53 +0000

The D stands for disappointment.

Boy’s club

Jack — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 13:17:59 +0000

It’s really too bad that gaming is still perceived as being the realm of little boys and man children. Then again, with this and this being the marquis titles that the gaming press get their rocks off over, are we really surprised?