Shorter Andrea Peyser (NYPost):
October 6th, 2009
“There’s no possible way women would have voluntary sex with David Letterman, especially if he’s their boss, so he must be fired. Also, old men who bed young women should be fired. Lastly, how dare Letterman come out and just ADMIT everything before we had a chance to go on FOX News as a talking head and speculate and analyze the affairs. HOW DARE HE!”
Source: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/dump_depraved_dave_now_cbs_uBqwrz2d0rBl6BRmAamE1M
Shorter me: People fuck. It feels good. Get used to it.
Kobolds for Obama 2008
August 21st, 2008
You really shouldn’t have pissed off Dungeons and Dragons players, John. Now you’ve given Dungeon Masters, players and their former enemies the Kobolds a reason to unite against you. At least you have 10 houses, huh?