I aim to misbehave

It worked in the God of War series, so I just have to ask: Will there be a sex mini-game in Tiger Woods 11?

Over the past 24 hours I’ve gone from not believing the story was true, to worrying about little flying Balloon Boy Falcon, to secretly hoping he really was in the balloon and could therefore fall, to being relieved he was never really in the thing to begin with. Now it looks like a big fat hoax, and I’m back to wishing he had actually gone up in the thing. He would have been much more useful to humanity as a mogul or small stain on a mountainside.

If you had told me last year that hardcore gaming TV shows would also be unsustainable, much like the hardcore games they so regularly profile, I of course would have totally believed you.

If we were, some day in the near future, to start saying that SNL has truly become “successful” again, then it must be comprised of nothing but continuous Alec Baldwin sketches. Seriously, the man’s hosted the show more than 15 times already. That’s a season all by itself right there.

It’s times like these where I feel supremely comfortable being an arrogant, superficial jerk who thinks he’s better than certain people. Parenting FAIL.

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Showed this to Ms. Misbehave tonight and she asked, “did he just say shapoopy?” Why yes, dear, yes he did. Consider this an official back-in-the-game test post.