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Feats of strength

Jack — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:02:09 +0000

A full 20-minutes of Bethesda’s upcoming Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and not a single bug or glitch. Impressive. Won’t be the same experience at retail but nevertheless, impressive!

Desperation mode

Jack — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 01:00:06 +0000

“Damn it, boys, we have to do something about this 3DS mess! Quick, what’s that show we never exhibit at, ever? TGS! Yeah, let’s do something there. What? I dunno, anything. Anything would be better than what we’ve been doing.”

Related: Nintendo has special “3DS event” scheduled before TGS.

Clever

Jack — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:43:53 +0000

The D stands for disappointment.

Sure thing

Jack — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 14:18:30 +0000

What’s the over/under on the number of game-breaking bugs that ship with Bethesda’s upcoming Dishonored?

Reskinned

Jack — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:20:29 +0000

Kotaku asks a good question: Is the upcoming touch-tastic PlayStation Vita different enough from its fore-bearer to be successful? Also, what of the competition from iOS devices? The article doesn’t mention those, but their impact is no longer up for debate.

Slow burn

Jack — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:30:24 +0000

Sony and Microsoft: Right the whole time about this slow and steady wins the race thing they started way back in 2006, when Nintendo was kicking their butt?

Sounds like Sony

Jack — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:55:07 +0000

Nintendo’s 3DS tagline should be something we’ve seen plenty of times before, just not typically from them: Overprice and under-deliver.

Innovation

Jack — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 13:33:17 +0000

Sony’s innovative tablets, revealed today, look very familiar, but I’m having trouble placing them.

Old college try

Jack — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 20:26:15 +0000

With the 3DS nearly here and the Kinect selling like gangbusters over the Move, Sony has something it wants to say:

Please, please don’t forget about the PS3! It has 3D!

Shorter Harmonix

Jack — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:50:42 +0000

We’re hiring.