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Deep Thought

Jack — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:00:50 +0000

If the game itself actually lived up to the song selection in the TV ads, Gears of War might actually be a mainstream for-the-masses title.

Sacrilege

Jack — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:15:26 +0000

I’m more excited about the PlayStation Vita than the inevitable 3DS “we really, really fucked up” redesign.

Emotion engine, part 2

Jack — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:31:17 +0000

Sony loves lofty, eventually retracted or substantially reduced rhetoric, don’t they? Just throw shit out there and then a year later sort of take it all back and pretend they didn’t say it. In any event, didn’t the PS2 have emotions already?

Sure thing

Jack — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 14:18:30 +0000

What’s the over/under on the number of game-breaking bugs that ship with Bethesda’s upcoming Dishonored?

Old school

Jack — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 14:20:52 +0000

Wii U could have been handheld; was in development the moment GameCube 2.0 went out the door.

Sounds like Sony

Jack — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:55:07 +0000

Nintendo’s 3DS tagline should be something we’ve seen plenty of times before, just not typically from them: Overprice and under-deliver.

Your fault

Jack — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:52:21 +0000

Nintendo takes a page from the competition it so hoped to distance itself with using the Wii and blames consumers for the 3DS’s lower-than-expected sales. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Innovation

Jack — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 13:33:17 +0000

Sony’s innovative tablets, revealed today, look very familiar, but I’m having trouble placing them.

Moving the deck chairs

Jack — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 14:31:06 +0000

One of the criticisms leveled at Square Enix as of late is their games no longer appeal to a Western audience. So they’re opening a studio in Canada.

Uh, problem solved?

Generous

Jack — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 15:11:56 +0000

Number-cruncher NDP announces it is on the cusp of adding digital game sales to reports that it will also not share publicly unless people pay for it.