I aim to misbehave

Deep Thought, revisited

Jack — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:08:06 +0000

If the PS3 plus a Vita costs the same or near as much as the Wii U, why would you buy a Wii U?

Deep Thought

Jack — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:00:50 +0000

If the game itself actually lived up to the song selection in the TV ads, Gears of War might actually be a mainstream for-the-masses title.

Funny pages

Jack — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:09:05 +0000

Netflix gives the webcomic crowd a comedy goldmine.

Sacrilege

Jack — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:15:26 +0000

I’m more excited about the PlayStation Vita than the inevitable 3DS “we really, really fucked up” redesign.

How to save $20

Jack — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:14:14 +0000

Don’t buy this confusing waste of money.

Predictable failure

Jack — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:23:11 +0000

Syndicate will be reborn as an FPS. Such a waste. Stop me if you heard me say this was a ridiculous idea before.

Feats of strength

Jack — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:02:09 +0000

A full 20-minutes of Bethesda’s upcoming Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and not a single bug or glitch. Impressive. Won’t be the same experience at retail but nevertheless, impressive!

Mistakes were made

Jack — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:05:25 +0000

“Nintendo’s rollout for the 3DS is one of the sloppiest product launches in recent memory.”

Packaging may have shifted during transit

Jack — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:32:42 +0000

Scummy GameStop acting scummy (but not, apparently, illegally). I only use that store to get used game prices so I can sell old games on eBay, but this is still, well, scummy.

Emotion engine, part 2

Jack — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:31:17 +0000

Sony loves lofty, eventually retracted or substantially reduced rhetoric, don’t they? Just throw shit out there and then a year later sort of take it all back and pretend they didn’t say it. In any event, didn’t the PS2 have emotions already?