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Desperation mode

Posted on 23 August 2011 by Jack
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“Damn it, boys, we have to do something about this 3DS mess! Quick, what’s that show we never exhibit at, ever? TGS! Yeah, let’s do something there. What? I dunno, anything. Anything would be better than what we’ve been doing.”

Related: Nintendo has special “3DS event” scheduled before TGS.

Posted in Gears of Failure, Seriously This is THE Year | Tagged 3ds, desperation, failure, Nintendo, TGS | 4 Replies

Clever

Posted on 23 August 2011 by Jack
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The D stands for disappointment. 

Posted in Gears of Failure, Seriously This is THE Year | Tagged 3ds, do-over, failure | 1 Reply

Boy’s club

Posted on 22 August 2011 by Jack
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It’s really too bad that gaming is still perceived as being the realm of little boys and man children. Then again, with this and this being the marquis titles that the gaming press get their rocks off over, are we really surprised?

Posted in Gears of Failure | 1 Reply

Good enough

Posted on 16 August 2011 by Jack
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How ironic that the idea of “good enough”—which had been so lucrative for Nintendo with the DS and Wii—will ultimately be the company’s undoing. At least in the portable market.

Posted in Deep Like the Ocean, Gears of Failure | Tagged "good enough", Nintendo, portables | Leave a reply

Contradictory

Posted on 16 August 2011 by Jack
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Nintendo president Satoru Iwata told everyone he was unconcerned with the iPhone (and smartphones in general) in regards to how they might affect Nintendo’s portable sales and that appears to be completely untrue. Weird.

Posted in Gears of Failure | Tagged iphone, Nintendo, portables, smartphones | 2 Replies

Yeesh

Posted on 19 July 2011 by Jack
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For the first few paragraphs in this article about a lack of 3rd party support and cancelled games I thought I was reading about the PSP.

Posted in Gears of Failure | Tagged failure, Nintendo 3ds | Leave a reply

Sure thing

Posted on 11 July 2011 by Jack
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What’s the over/under on the number of game-breaking bugs that ship with Bethesda’s upcoming Dishonored?

Posted in Gears of Failure, Seriously This is THE Year, Take Me Seriously | Tagged Bethesda, bugs, Dishonored, failure | Leave a reply

So charitable

Posted on 1 July 2011 by Jack
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Remember when Capcom didn’t really hit its numbers last year? This new “feature” in Resident Evil for the 3DS—you know, the one that basically says F.U. to the secondhand market—will surely correct that whole mess. Surely.

Posted in Gears of Failure | Tagged 3ds, Capcom, Resident Evil, screw you | 5 Replies

Reskinned

Posted on 22 June 2011 by Jack
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Kotaku asks a good question: Is the upcoming touch-tastic PlayStation Vita different enough from its fore-bearer to be successful? Also, what of the competition from iOS devices? The article doesn’t mention those, but their impact is no longer up for debate.

Posted in Seriously This is THE Year | Tagged PlayStation Vita, PSP, Sony | Leave a reply

Old school

Posted on 22 June 2011 by Jack
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Wii U could have been handheld; was in development the moment GameCube 2.0 went out the door.

Posted in Take Me Seriously | Tagged Iwata, Nintendo, Wii, Wii U | Leave a reply

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