Don’t buy this confusing waste of money.
“Nintendo’s rollout for the 3DS is one of the sloppiest product launches in recent memory.”
“Damn it, boys, we have to do something about this 3DS mess! Quick, what’s that show we never exhibit at, ever? TGS! Yeah, let’s do something there. What? I dunno, anything. Anything would be better than what we’ve been doing.”
Related: Nintendo has special “3DS event” scheduled before TGS.
The D stands for disappointment.
For the first few paragraphs in this article about a lack of 3rd party support and cancelled games I thought I was reading about the PSP.
What’s the over/under on the number of game-breaking bugs that ship with Bethesda’s upcoming Dishonored?
Shorter Nintendo E3 keynote: We’re sorry for all that stuff we did between 2006-2011. Please forgive us.
Nintendo, circa 2011: The year it was revealed they didn’t know what they were doing from the beginning.