Hi there. I’m Jack Loftus. I work with content at the Boston-based ad agency Hill Holliday. In the not-so-distant past, I wrote for Gizmodo and managed social media campaigns and SEO copy/programs for a large European online gaming company. Once upon a time I blogged about interactive entertainment.

A number of my humor articles are published at McSweeney’s, The Morning News and Thought Catalog. A collection of my writing is below. Contact me at jackloftus @ gmail . com


Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency is the online wing of McSweeney’s, founded by publisher David Eggers. The writing is based in humor and satire, with contributions from writers at The Onion, SNL and comedians like Steve Martin (who wrote one of the first columns). Here are my most recent articles, with more coming soon:

List: Instagram Filters Inspired by My Parents’ Reaction to Yet Another Return Home as a Single Man Who Has Still Not Enrolled In Graduate School.

Denny’s Research and Development Team Leader Doesn’t Have Time for Your Shit.

The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included.

The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials.

A Hoth Realtor Addresses Some of the Concerns Being Raised Over His Decision to Turn Han Solo’s Deceased Tauntaun Into a Modest Studio Apartment.


Gizmodo is a gadget, technology and culture site within the Gawker Media network (published by Nick Denton and headquartered in Soho, NYC). All posts, features and headline writing from my stint as a Contributing Editor at Gizmodo are found here. Some of my favorite features, commentary and original reporting from nearly four years at Gizmodo are listed below:


Thought Catalog
Thought Catalog is a number of things. Based in Manhattan, it is illuminating, informative, controversial, funny and most of all current. Writers hail from the Paris Review and Maxim, just to name a few.

Justin Bieber’s First Sermon On the Mount

Why We Must Embrace The Night: An Existentialist Moment With A Bird From The iPhone Game Tiny Wings


GamePro (now part of PCWorld) was a video game and interactive entertainment magazine that was in publication from 1988 to December 2012. All of my articles and short news posts from my days as an Associate Editor are available here in a simple-yet-completely overwhelming Google search index of more than 500 pieces of content. While at GamePro my focus was primarily on the big three gaming companies: Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony. I also covered PC gaming, MMORPGs and general industry news.


During my 4-year run at TechTarget, I worked as a News Writer covering Linux and open source software (registration wall). I also created and cultivated a successful blog called the Enterprise Linux Log, which is still active today. While at TechTarget in 2006-2007 I started to work on SEO headline writing, keyword research and editorial optimization for the first time. Here’s a handful of articles from the hundreds I filed during those four years:


Seacoast Online and the Portmouth Herald put their archived articles behind a paywall, but I swear I worked there right after graduating from the University of New Hampshire with a degree in English/Journalism. While at the Herald, I was a beat reporter/stringer working the Portsmouth small business and technology scene. I also had a fun time covering the Democrats as they battled during the 2004 New Hampshire Primary:


Working at GamePro helped get my work cross-published at a number of IDG sites, including PC World.


Other writing experience includes writing and editing as a Senior Editor at Infendo, a Nintendo fan site and weekly podcast published by Blake Snow since 2005. Content includes opinion, reporting, general news and product reviews.


Quoted

G4: Video Game Sequels: Does The Gaming Industry Have A Problem?

Punishing the Balloon Boy Hoax (The Week, 2009)


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