McSweeney’s
The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms
Richard Scarry’s “What Do People Do All Day in Fascist Busytown?”
Thanksgiving’s Going to Be a Tough One This Year, Charlie Brown
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
Ignorance Isn’t the Absence of Knowledge; It Is the Presence of Maximum Comfort
America Now Really Does Run on Dunkin’
The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
“This Will Be Good for You”: A Few Words from the Iceberg That Sank the Titanic
A New Hope Spreads Across a Galaxy Far, Far Away—Here’s Why That’s a Big Problem for the Republic
I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea
Denny’s Research & Development Team Leader Doesn’t Have Time For Your Shit